I said to the boys, "After breakfast you need to go straight to the couch and get dressed." Micah replied, "Mom, the couch isn't straight. If you want me to go to the couch then I need to go straight and then turn left."
Jaden and I were talking about how he came into our bed and fell asleep in the middle of the night. When I asked him why, his eyes got really big and he whispered, "Because I was infinity and one scared!"
We were at Target in the food section when we passed the donuts. Jaden shouted excitedly, "Mom! You should buy donuts so we can play church!!"
Martin was talking to the boys about their memory verse, Galatians 5:22. He asked them what "Goodness" means. Jaden replied, "It means, like, 'Oh my gosh!'"
Jaden told me he had a "girl dream" last night. I wasn't sure what that meant, so I said, "What girls were in your dream?" He replied, "Strawberry Shortcake, and Dora and Boots." "And what were you all doing?" I asked. He replied, "We were finding deer and shooting them to eat them!!"
Micah was helping me do laundry and I asked him to put Martin's boxers in the washing machine. Micah asked, "Why does daddy wear underwear for boxing? Wrestlers wear pants."
When the boys want to play a game against each other, they are often overheard asking, "Can I verse you?" (play versus you)
Jaden walked in the bathroom as I was getting undressed to hop in the shower. He took one look at me and exclaimed, "What are those big things?"
And the winner of the week goes to Jaden for this conversation:
We were driving and Jaden asked, "Where does milk come from again, mom?" I replied, "Cows, Jaden." He quickly responded, "and boobs too, right?"